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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:10

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

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Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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